Is it recording?

 

wait i have to hit the button.

 

ok.

 

so this is the story of how i accurately predicted my own death.

 

I thought you said this is the story of how you predicted the deaths of three men.

 

(clears throat)

I just wanted them to listen.

ok, continue.

there are two versions: the one I made up so I would be tricked and the real one. 

(long pause)

this is the made up version so I don’t have to face the real version.

but tell me the real version you told me.

no matter what I do, one day my jaw clenches shut when im swallowing water and i choke to death.

 

is this the real version or the fake version?

I told God to surprise me so I tell both stories and see which one happens.