“if you write the book,
no man will want you.”

I am twenty inches taller,
laughing openly,
I mean a real hearty
treat to the ear.
he’s floored.

“I’ve been single for seven years,”
is my first remark.

“and?”
we’re squared.
“what does that mean?”

If I stand, I may perpetuate
violence so I make sure to stay
my pretty painted ass
on the couch.

“IT MEANS I DON’T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT NO FUCKING MAN, MATE.”

but with an Australian accent.
for no reason.

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